Taking tips from the government maybe...
Today Argyle announced:
1) Their final signing of the transfer window - defender Jim Paterson from Motherwell. Paterson has worked with Sturrock before at Dundee and plays predominantly on the left. He scored 5 goals in 100 appearances for Motherwell and has come here because of the relationship he had with Sturrock when given his 'big break'.
2) That we can all get fat by gorging on tubs of Pilgrim Passion - Apple Crumble and Clotted Cream flavoured ice cream specially made for Argyle. The ice cream will be stocked by TESCO Roborough and Transit Way branches.